Anonymous asked: this is kind of weird and awkward for me, but i have to tell you that i've been having the biggest crush on you for awhile now. i don't know how else to tell you, only this way. i don't go on here a lot, this isn't even my account, but if you ever want to talk i'm always on www.dateapply.com under the username "wishfulthinker" and please when you do see me next...
For the last freakin' time
“Rapture” does NOT mean “end of the world.” Make fun of these people all you want, but learn what the heck you’re talking about first.
My Wishlist for iOS 5: 3-2-1
Previous items on the list found here and here 3.) Automation - One of the things I love about Android is its openness. Apps are allowed to actually change things about the software itself, making each person’s phone sort of unique. As an open-source software fan, I love this, but I don’t like Google – I’ll explore that in another post one day – so I won’t get an Android phone. Still, when I saw...
My Wishlist for iOS 5: 6-5-4
Previous items on the list found here. Continuing on: 6.) “Close All” button for multitasking - Have you ever scrolled through your multitasking menu from first four “recently opened” apps all the way to the end? You suddenly realize just how many apps you have on your device. It’s insane. In fact, I just scrolled through mine and found sixty-seven “recently” opened apps. I only have, according...
My Wishlist for iOS 5: 9-8-7
As of late March, I’m an iPhone owner. Before that, I was an iPod touch owner. I’ve been dealing with iOS for about 3 years now, and I’ve been pretty happy with every iOS update so far. That said, Apple certainly hasn’t fixed everything, and I have a list of things I’d like for them to address in iOS 5 (no word yet on any official release or announcement of the iOS...
Seth MacFarlane rebooting the Flintstones? →
This is iiiinteresting. I just hope he doesn’t make it too “Family Guy” and mess it up. Classic children’s show. Don’t mess with it.
Indiana Supreme Court just stripped us of a... →
(title is a link — click it) Alright, I know I just made a long-ish post last night, so I apologize for doing them back-to-back. However, I just found out that the US Constitution apparently doesn’t apply to Indiana. Remember that Bill of Rights? Specifically, remember the Fourth Amendment, the one that says that it is “The right of the people to be secure in their persons,...
Think you can't get pregnant from giving head?... →
Alright, boys and girls. Time for me to pull a Molly (inpoortaste) and talk about sex. Know that whole “Can’t get pregnant if you swallow!” thing that all men — especially between the ages of 14 and death — tout? Turns out it’s crap. While on Twitter today, I came across a tweet by the account @OMGFactsSex (don’t ask). While browsing for fun sex facts, I...
Anonymous asked: Wait, Osama had ED? WHY DON'T I HAVE WIFI? I NEED THE NEWS BACK IN MY LIFE
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS! →
It was mentioned in an article I was reading earlier. This stupid little maze game kept me up all night when I found it a few years ago. It’s still as hard as ever.
This is the most awkward video ever. I enjoy it.
Bald eagles are so cool that America sticks them on everything. You can’t...– Cracked.
You can be great and popular. But popularity itself is not the test of...– http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-popular-phrases-that-make-you-look-like-idiot_p1/
Caution Horses: In other words →
cautionhorses: For those of you who can’t read that many words at a time: My mom = needs kidney transplant = no money = needs help SO I = making 4x6 commissions for anyone who asks (via ask box or email at firstname.lastname@example.org) to be mailed as postcards SO you = get postcard = donate an amount of your… DO IT. If you can.
Caution Horses: MOMZ. (Please Read. At least the... →
cautionhorses: I’ve been Tumblr-absent for a few weeks… busy with finals and cleaning and packing and Bacon visiting…. But since this weekend is about to get even crazier I thought I’d make a special mother’s day post. This is my momma: , She calls all of Tumblr “Caution Horses” because she follows mine… DO IT. If you can, that is.
Something I realized today
If your parents never have kids, there is a good chance that you won’t either.
Osama Bin Laden is dead →
EDIT: Boom, headshot.
The important part
I made a private post tonight after a random, extremely heated argument. This is the most important part for me to take away from it, so I’m posting it publicly in an attempt to make it more visible to myself (and, basically, to make myself accountable by putting it out there): I still have a long way to go, but it’s not an overnight process, and I shouldn’t expect it to be. It’s steadily...